never fails...

I swear it never fails. When I straighten my hair, it rains. This morning I got up a little earlier and blowdried and straightened my hair so I didn't look like a bumb. And just as is typical of such effort, the rained and the air is all humid and wet. Do we all realize what happens to hair like mine when there's moisture? It turns into a freaking afro. Ever seen the episode of Friends in Barbatos? Remember Monica's hair? Ok, mine's not that bad, but it's just as frustrating.

If straightening my hair seems more effective than a Native American rain dance, maybe I should move to some dried up desert and start growing pineapples. As long as I have my straightener, rain will come. even there. I'm sure of it.