some things just need to be said

I was recently told that some things just need to be said. I think it's true, so here you go-

I hate, HATE, hate, when people bribe kids into doing things they don't want to do. The worst one that gets me so mad is, "I'm not going to put you down until you give me a kiss.." What the heck is that?!? If they don't even want to be near you, what makes you think they want to kiss you just then? Or, "you can have your juice, but you have to give me a hug first.." Just because kids are small doesn't mean it's okay for you to use them for your own self gratification. If you need a kiss THAT bad, get some counseling. Besides, at some point, doing that to children is illegal. Think about it. But where's the line? There is a reason it's disgusting to do this to a thirteen year old girl... why is it different for a one or two year old? I swear, the next time someone does that to Jade I'm going to grab them by the throat and not let go until they give me a massage, french braid my hair, and tell me I'm the most beautiful woman in the world.


I've been noticing lately that more and more people seem to not wash their hands after going to the restroom. Hello!!? That's so gross. I'm tempted to say something each time I see it happen. And there's no mistaking it when someone goes into the restroom, I hear the toilet flush, and see the door fly open before the handle on the tank can even go back up. Give me a break. You're a freak and need to take microbiology.


Obviously, since I'm not some wealthy self-employed individual, I answer to someone. Just like most of you do. I can't stand when a boss gives me a project and doesn't think through what they're asking me. Have high expectations, that's fine. But at least be somewhat reasonable. I give my last day as full time because I'm switching jobs, and they want me to stick with my current full time job in addition to my new part time job for three weeks?? That's seventy hour weeks! And not even necessary as far as my responsibilities go. I've got a life; a husband, a one year old, and I've got a brain. So, no. Deal with it.


Lastly, yes I wear bikinis when I lay out. I don't care what you think. I'm not forcing you to wear one. Nor am I parading around your house in one. You've never even seen me in a bikini, so don't act all offended. It's not a big deal. How am I supposed to get tan?

Feel free to add your own. It's nice to get a few things out there.